UPPERCASE

I promised myself that, whoever hit a home run during last week's three games, deserved a customized jersey in this house.

So I bought two.

However, this post is not about baseball. 

This post is about WHOEVER JUDGED MY SPENDING FOR *STAR WARS* OR *ARCANE* OR ANY OF MY *NERDY THINGS* AND THEN IS TOTALLY OK WITH A MLB JERSEY COSTING ***135*** DOLLARS.

Just saying.

This statue is HUGE, super HEAVY, painted BY HAND by an ARTIST, limited edition, 1000 copies in the WORLD, numbered.

It does cost **LESS** than two f---- MLB jerseys *made in Thailand*. 

Now.

Don't get me wrong.

I'm TOTALLY fine with sports jerseys.

In fact, *I* bought TWO. 

What pisses me off is that the world judges my Star Wars statue, telling me I'm "wasting money", I'm "not a kid anymore", and that 'this is stupid", but it's tooooooootally fine with sport fans spending waaaaaaaay more on their teams merch.