I am mentally 3 years old.

Today, after:

27,648,000 seconds

460,800 minutes

7680 hours

320 days

45 weeks and 5 days 

I went to Target.

And, yes, I counted.

I searched for this little family of wonderful Star Wars Creatures for months, but Target doesn't sell them online (or, at least, not where I live), and buying them from eBay speculators was out of the question.

I'm happy as a clam.

I did not even know they had sounds.

I'm pushing their bellies every 4 seconds now.

I know. I know. I am mentally 3 years old.