IF

Today I'm sick.
(And, yes, for the level of the present post that could be a fat damn good excuse).
Living in a place where in the subway there are 15 degrees and on the platform 35, isn't healthy. No.

Anyway. Since I was supposed to study Kinetic Chemistry THEN -logically- I started ordering pictures in my HD. You can easily imagine that, since I have OCD, I *LOVE* order my HD and this definitively helps when you're blowing yourself out of your nose.
So, since I recently became addicted to Tumblr, I arranged folders in my "Beautiful Human Beings" section.

With all those faces and bodies and handsome people in front of me, I realized that, as it was obvious -but however I never noticed- all the people I love (ex loversboyfriendsdates included) have something in common. More than one thing, actually.

So, here there is the unrequested an totally useless top ten.
Just for the record, of course.

IF.

1. You have cheekbones. No. Seriously. Like. A LOT.
2. You smile as a beaver.
3. You are at least 1.85 tall. Preferably 1.90 and up. Height difference is LOVE.
4. You have big shoulders. BIG. SHOULDERS.
5. Your nose moves when you're speaking. "Pique la lune" is a bonus.
6. You look even cuter with glasses.
7. Sideburns and stubble are totally welcomed.
8. You love wearing jeans and fluffy sweaters. Preferably black and white.
9. Your have an impressively deep and sometimes hoarse voice.
10. You are Angelina Jolie, Karen Mok or Scarlett Johanson (and you can skip all the above).

Well.

I think I can marry you.